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Joke of the Day

"What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table."

"Start your presentation with a joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait."

"Why was six afraid of the rhetorical question?"

"Did you hear about the cookie that was litterally made of nothing but grass and dirt? it was a real tuft cookie"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery."

"what did cinderella say when she got to the ball? ""ggggkkk"" huh...kinda hard to tell this joke in text."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""GWWAAAANNNEEEHHHAARRRR"""

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? ""With jam in!"" What did he say to his friend who asked for one? ""I hope you like jam in too!"""

"*cute bartender gives me back my credit card* ""No it's cool, you keep it"""