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Joke of the Day
"What branch of the military did the hipster join? The Salvation Army."
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"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"
"Girl: My dog bit my boyfriend. Me: Your dog is a good judge of character."
"Twitter: Where #Hash is legal."
"What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio."
"I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph... I think they were plotting something."
"Ive always wanted to be an artist. I draw and paint everyday. But im already 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years until im nearly dead."
"[storming out of the bedroom in a novelty banana costume] YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THINGS WERE GETTING TOO PREDICTABLE KAREN..."
"Taking my dog for a walk Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real drag."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving just isn't for you."