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Joke of the Day

"My wife lost 200 lbs! I divorced her."

"Why did the Muslim man let the air out of his sex doll? So he could blow it up again."

"a rock fell out my pocket and i crouched down to find it and a bunch of people helped like i lost a contact. had to pretend it wasn't a rock"

"Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!"

"If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents."

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"What did the grape say when he was caught in bed with another fruit? ""It was just a momentary lapse of raisin!"""

"Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do? Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!"

"First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!"

"Yo momma so dumb... my yoghurt is more cultured than her."