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Joke of the Day

"My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"I hate when people put the beginning of the joke a second time"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotopuss"

"A frog goes into a bank... Only to *robbit*."

"A rhyme which is neither Hickory nor Dickory Hungary Dungaree Duck That fowl sure loves to fuck just like his feathers his zipper is down Hungary Dungaree Duck"

"What do you call a guy with diarrhea who just had his father committed to the insane asylum? A crap happy chappy with a slap happy pappy."

"I bet my butcher 50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."

"Who do you call when your x wing is stolen The poelice"

"Yo mama so fat When she taps on the QWERTY Keyboard 26 letters pop out."

"""And why do you want to work at the aquarium?"" * imagines me with a mermaid tail swimming in the giant tank after hours* I like fish"