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Joke of the Day
"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook."
Next Joke
"What do you call a person who is a bit of a jew? Jew-ish"
"What is the similarity between Election and Erection? The words election and erection are spelled similarly. They both have the same meaning too: a dick rising to power."
"coworker: those are some crazy socks me: well I guess th- socks: THE GOVERNMENT RECORDS ALL OF OUR PHONE CALLS & IS HIDING UFO EVIDENCE"
"To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."
"What is better to be taken, than to be given? A shit"
"So a Muslim man walks into an elementary school... To pick up his wives"
"Mom: Hey honey who are you talking too? Me: My girlfriend. Mom: Don't lie to me you fatass! You're ordering pizza aren't you? Me: ( ._. )"
"I'm glad the Library of Congress is archiving tweets so that someday alien scientists will know why civilization fell."
"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"