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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation? Paradice..."

"My favorite sitcom episode is the one where there's a huge misunderstanding."

"[Captain America, minutes after the love of his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot"

"When I see a car accident I pull over quickly to assist the drivers with getting rid of any drugs they may have in the car."

"What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt? Lacoste intolerant."

"What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food? Mac in cheese"

"A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal."

"Teacher: ""What is the most common phrase used in school?"" Pupil: ""I don't know..."" Teacher: ""Correct!"""

"I've been working out at Starbucks lately. Hitting the french press."

"I'm going to Bangalore to open a second hand clothing store. And I'm gonna call it ""Who's Sari Now."""