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Joke of the Day
"A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal."
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"A group of dogs walk into a University. They approach the receptionist who says, ""Hi, can I help you?"" ""Yeah,"" one of the dogs reply, ""We wanna see our Masters."""
"Pugs. Because you can't own E.T."
"Me: What are your plans for tonight? 13: Think I'll hang out with you and mom. Me: Goddammit...uh I mean that's great."
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