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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Marshmallow eaten by Aliens? A Mars-mallow"
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"Are you an arson and a musician? WOOOOOOOAAHHHHHooOOO, YOUR SAX IS ON FIRE!"
"The difference between your husband and your Netflix account is, over time, your Netflix account learns what you like."
"Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday"
"What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"
"What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? Drop the base."
"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"
"A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant"""
"Today is the first New Moon after Jan 21sr. Happy New Year to Chinese people and all who choose to be Chinese for a day."
"A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please""."