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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise."

"Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time? MC Escher"

"I have a bad habit of screaming during rectal exams. It really makes my patients nervous."

"I like my women how I like my chicken. Friend: Battered? Me:...no...hot and spicy...."

"A man was masturbating in an airplane He was arrested for highjacking"

"Said the porcupine, ""I just love prickled onions."""

"I would make an alliance of agnostics... but I'm not sure how I feel about that."

"I'm just SOOO busy. I spend 70% of my day telling people how busy I am and the other 30% trying to make myself look REALLY REALLY busy."

"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. Classic from ""What About Bob"""