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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise."

"My boyfriend broke up with because I make too many Linkin Park references, but in the end it doesn't even matter."

"It's My First Cake Day and I'm Scrambling. How Does Moses Make his Tea? He Brews It!"

"My butt was set on fire while I was out with my girlfriend It was really ember-ass-ing."

"Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards? He's just there so he won't get slimed."

"I often wondered what it'd be like to be married to an idiot. I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while."

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"[job interview] Boss: What qualifies you to be a ninja? Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*"

"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."

"Free beer tomorrow!"