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Joke of the Day

"All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period."

"Guy: Are you pregnant? Me: No, I'm a Ninja Turtle with my shell on BACKWARDS. Guy: ..... Me: Cowabunga, douche!"

"Did you hear about the guy who died due to masturbation? It finished him off."

"What Trumps favorite song Make it rain (there are two way you can read this)"

"What's the difference between purple and pink? Your grip!"

"The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family. All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone"

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Break up by making swimming motion arms every time they want to hold hands."

"Some people don't like vegetable puns... but I don't carrot all about their opinions."

"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"