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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow."
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"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""
"[doctor hands wife urn] Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband didn't make it. ""Nooo!"" she cries. Oh, he's fine. But he didn't make this lovely urn."
"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer I give a shit when my computer crashes"
"[Different version] How to be insulting Never mind, you wouldn't get it"
"Why do mountains make people laugh? Because they're hill-areas!"
"What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter."
"No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch"
"What's the difference between a homeless man's testicle and a shot of lidocaine in the ass? One is a bum nut and the other is a numb butt"