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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a homeless man's testicle and a shot of lidocaine in the ass? One is a bum nut and the other is a numb butt"

"It's awesome that 4th of July is in the summer. But it sucks for countries like Australia who have to watch fireworks in the winter. SUKAZ!"

"A dan walked into a barr. And Roseanne said watch where you are going!"

"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"

"I came into a lot of money today. But now the bills are all stuck together :("

"How do you make estrogen? Don't pay her."

"I'm writing a poem about the first time I masturbated. Can someone think of something that rhymes with, ""I was taken away by an ambulance""?"

"Did you know that each condom has a serial number printed on it? I guess you have never had to roll it back that far."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows..."

"You guys hear about the gay midget? ya, he finally came out of the cupboard."