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Joke of the Day

"Blind guy: I love this half-sandwich restaurant. Me: What do you mean? This place only serves whole- Service dog: *puts a paw on my lips*"

"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."

"Where do strippers go on holiday ? Poland"

"Do these Daisy Dukes make my trash look White?"

"Getting frisky and my girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the head."

"DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?"

"I once heard a dirty intellectual joke It blew my mind !!"

"If chick-fil-a ever merged with five guys, what would they could call themselves? five-guys-fil-a-chick"

"You are stuck in a room with Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. You have a gun with 2 bullets in it, what do you do? *Shoot myself twice*"

"""Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator."