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Joke of the Day

"What's grey and comes in litres? An elephant. Apologies if this is a repost - heard it yesterday and had to share."

"Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates"

"My wife has the body of a porn star... ..which is kind of creepy and takes up a lot of room in the fridge."

"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"

"*pulls motorist over* COP: Are you high? MAN: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree? *one leaf silently falls from cop*"

"Six inches of snow predicted tonight: Is that twitter 6"" | | Subway 6"" | | Real life 6"" | | Or Dan 6"" | | Cheesecake"

"Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool"

"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don't want to ruin our friendship."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year!"