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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... I had to put my foot down"
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"""You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."" *raises megaphone to lips* How so?"
"Scientists say you're more likely to die of what your grandparents died of rather than your parents If anyone sees any German snipers let me know"
"Did you hear what happened to the girl once she went vegan? Her hair turned black."
"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around the front and pretending your dick went all the way through."
"Did you hear there was a blackout last night? Don't worry, we caught him"
"What do you call two Korean lovers? Seoulmates"
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old."
"(After you win something, say this to the loser). You're like an Italian man with his foot in his mouth (Italian accent) You tasted defeat."
"I tried making jokes about fat people ... but none of them worked out."