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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jack Daniel's and General Custer? Jack Daniel's is still killing indians."

"Sometimes I lie in bed at night, looking up at the stars and think Where the hell did the ceiling go?"

"Is there a scientific name for the state where you're not hungry but you want to keep eating, besides ""awake"""

"The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything.... But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away."

"Three reddit mods walk into a bar [Removed]"

"Old school chicken joke Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!"

"Yo mama so stupid that..... she tried to stop the cold war with a heater."

"My friend wants a fairy tale wedding, so I'm going to poison her. I hope that's what she meant."

"Well, I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy..."

"Good job on the speed traps, cops - How are the getting murdered traps coming along?"