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"Why is it called the 18th hole and not the final fore"
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"Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease... Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation."
"What to hear a joke? Women's Sports."
"A new study says vegetarians die younger than smokers, on average, so don't smoke your vegetables..."
"I've spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted."
"College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times."
"Alligators can grow up to 8 feet! Though most only have 4"
"Bill Clinton voted for Hillary Clinton in the electoral college today. First known instance of him being faithful."
"I hate how politically correct the world is becoming... No longer am I allowed to say ""black paint."" Now I have to say ""Tyrone can you please paint."""
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty! *ba dum tssh*"