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Joke of the Day
"What are homeless ducks always asking for? A lil bit of quack"
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"What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer."
"What is the greatest part about women's hockey? Their pads last for three periods"
"What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !"
"'Let's just agree to disagree.' -Me, saying grace at the dinner table."
"What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther."
"The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn."
"I couldn't find my credit card this morning. Someone must have swiped it. I'm sorry."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper? Santa stops after three hoes."
"LPT: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you."