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Joke of the Day
"What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry? Fetus."
Next Joke
"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but they can't eat it."
"Yesvember!"
"This fat hate on reddit has been ridiculous lately. Come on, give them a break. They have enough on their plates already."
"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"My cat is 11 and still only has one word, should I be worried."
"So I went to the doctor for my annual prostate exam today.... I asked the doctor ""Where I should put my pants?"" He replied ""Over there next to mine."""
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!"
"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"
"What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? ""Dino what you're thinking."""