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Joke of the Day

"A German man was hitting on my sister-in-law... I told her ""He wants to put his wiener in your schnitzel."" She replied ""Not happening, I guess he'll be stroganoff."""

"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field"

"How do you make a candle really happy...? Blow it out, it'll be delighted"

"Asian drivers are so bad that some speculate that Pearl Harbor might have been an accident"

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one."

"Porn If you can't join em,.beat it."

"How many dead baby's does it take to paint a wall? _"

"How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife? You turn off the lights."

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."