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Joke of the Day

"If the number 666 is considered evil... ...is the number 999 is considered LIVE?"

"So you could say USA nuked Japan in the woman's world cup. Too soon?"

"I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia."

"If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there. That's just the tip of the iceberg."

"When life gives you lemons....a simple operation can give you melons. All the joke is in the title, so you can save that click."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Aged 12 years."

"Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back."

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."

"One of America's Longest Running Gags... Trickle-down Economics"

"Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass 'em around at the meeting. nnDidn't get any stars. nGot RT'd to HR."