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Joke of the Day
"How do you know carrots improve your vision? Cause you've never seen any bunnies with glasses"
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"I heard that if you give Obama a prostrate massage The world will be at your finger tips."
"INTERVIEWER: it says here on your resume that you're good at small talk? ME: yes INTERVIEWER: holy shit"
"Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet."
"Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her."
"Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in, you are cut off."
"If you are Asian in the kitchen and African in the living room, then what are you in the bathroom? If you're in the bathroom, European."
"*Jesus emerges from tomb* Wow was that 3 days? Holy cow. I was marathoning The Wire. You guys seen this?"
"What did the dick say to the balls? Hang out here while I go inside."
"Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !"