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Joke of the Day

"What do my girlfriend and Jesus have in common? Not sure if either of them came once, but I know they haven't come a second time."

"Why did they bury Rock Hudson ass up? So his friends could stop by and crack open a cold one."

"If my cat didn't want to smoke cigarettes then he never should have bought that leather jacket"

"HEY TWITTER IF I WANTED 10,000 CHARACTERS THAT I WASN'T INTERESTED IN I WOULD START WATCHING GAME OF THRONES"

"Just modified my GPS for when my kids are in the car. It says ""No, we are not there yet!"" every 30 seconds."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, glass ceilings don't have lightbulbs!"

"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."

"Coworker: What would be your ideal- Me: Sleeping CW: But you didn't let me finish my- M: My answer is always sleeping."

"How to walk up the down escalator: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1:"

"I'm so sick and tired of all the Internet bullying. ""My password is NOT weak. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!"""