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Joke of the Day

"To enjoy gossip you really need to have a sense of rumour."

"My pregnant dog licked the floor after I cleaned it with ammonia... my vet said she was a basic bitch."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass."

"Wasn't doing much, so submitting a funny link on reddit.. You are doing that too much. Try again later."

"What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA"

"Men: The Only creature blessed with the superpowers to make Any machine a smoke machine in kitchen especially when his wife isn't home."

"This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?"

"How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? She tried to read her own lips."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think were nuts."

"The sooner one of you ladies takes one for the team' and becomes my girlfriend, they sooner I leave the REST of you alone!"