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Joke of the Day
"What do we want ? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww"
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"How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."
"Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose."
"My girlfriends nervous about giving birth. I said don't worry, women have been doing it for over 100,000 years.. .. Or in the case of Republicans, women have been doing it for 6,000 years or less"
"What do people in florida do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."
"A girl came up to me the other day... and told me she saw me at the vegan club but I never saw herbivore."
"I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets..."
"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"
"Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor? He was a degenerate triangle."
"How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas? Tarrif-ied."