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Joke of the Day
"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."
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"How do monkeys go down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster! :D"
"Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long? They're over two feet"
"Liverpool I've been to Liverpool and never walking alone is actually pretty good advice."
"What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire? Roasting a chicken."
"Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal? Because they're crossing the Finnish line."
"This dishwasher sucks. It's already ruined three of my paper plates."
"What is a crocodile's favorite food? Post to /r/askscience asshole"
"TIL there's a subreddit dedicated to all the times an OP doesn't deliver Link in the comments"
"It's rude when people ask me what I did all day like growing my hair isn't enough."