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Joke of the Day
"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."
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"My gf texted me ""myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Do any of you know what ""ternative"" means?"
"That awkward moment when you lean in to hug someone sexy and bump your head on the mirror."
"Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: ""Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"""
"what u call a Bee that lives in America? A USB"
"Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici meaning I came, I saw, I conquered. Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto: Veni, vidi, veni."
"Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ""I didn't wake up this morning..."""
"I'm expended, I'm expensive, And I'm expanded. ... Ijkwim."
"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"
"Why do people call the deceased ""late""? They aren't late.. They aren't coming."