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Joke of the Day

"Just found out I'm pregnant. At least that's what this expectant mother sign for my parking spot says."

"I made an original joke And it's not funny"

"Monica Lewinsky said it 20 years ago and she said it again this year Hillary Clinton wasn't the right person for the job."

"Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?A: The MLB."

"My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady. Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart."

"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."

"How many black men did it take to rape the white woman? 0 She is a lying bitch.^don'tberacist"

"What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing? Thunderpants"

"I hear voices in my head sometimes. I just ignore them and keep killing people."

"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"