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Joke of the Day

"Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers ""smooth criminal"" and moonwalks away"

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunji cord? My ass. LAWL"

"A Mexican Magician says he will disappear on the count of three... He starts counting ""uno... dos.."" and *poof* he disappeared without a tres."

"They figured out where the terrorists have been hiding their armies. In their sleevies."

"What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !"

"Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car."

"Don't believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face."

"I accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because I am not raising a cry baby."

"What does a jewish pedophile say to a kid Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."