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Joke of the Day

"Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers ""smooth criminal"" and moonwalks away"

"What is a cat's favorite tropical destination? Meowi"

"Offensively sexual** Whats the worst part about eating hairless pussy? You have to put the diaper back on after."

"What medical device helps people that are uncomfortable looking at male genitalia? A cockleer implant."

"I saw a Russian eating a potato.. I said ""Whoa! too soon"". RIP M. Hedberg"

"What is Hitler's least favorite sauce?"

"Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?"

"My wife has a book on homeopathy I've only read the blurb on the back, but I think I know everything I need to know about it."

"what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth? it becomes a soap opera"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."