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Joke of the Day

"They figured out where the terrorists have been hiding their armies. In their sleevies."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ...... Then I thought look who's telling me that.. "

"Let me tell you about the raccoons that hangout in my garbage. They all have pistols and they would kill ur whole family for one Pringle"

"Why is outer space so clean? It's a vacuum!"

"How are blowjobs and hollandaise sauce alike? You can't get either at home."

"Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?? There was nothing left but de Brie."

"The chameleon couldn't change colors when the time was right... I guess he had a reptile dysfunction."

"How do you know your sister is having her period? (Sick danish humor) NSFW When your fathers dick taste like blood."

"Girls and square roots have one thing in common... If they are under 13, do 'em in your head."

"I thought Angry Birds was what I get from other drivers."