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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy."
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"What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... In a burlap sack on the back of a donkey"
"I'm tired of saving Daylight... You would think that saving his ass every year you would at least deserve a 'thank you'"
"How well did the sailor do in school? Not bad actually, he got high 'C's."
"I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep."
"""What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?"" - my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome"
"What's a neckbeard's favourite disease? M'laria."
"Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed the other day? What was her name, Reese... > Witherspoon? No, it was with a knife."
"Wanna get rich? Buy my book, 'How to Get Stupid People on the Internet to Send You $39.95' for only $39.95."