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Joke of the Day

"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Where is the bar tender?"""

"why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."

"What do you call a puppy combined with bread? Well, It's not a purebread anymore."

"What's the quickest way to lose pounds? The UK National Lottery!"

"Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?"

"What does a self-conscious vampire say? ""I'm going to suck.."""

"Q: Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? A: Because he only made a good buccaneer."

"Is your mother's name Josephine? Cuz I had sloppy joe's for dinner last night."

"Where do Russian Spy's live? In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)"