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Joke of the Day

"Two sausages are in a frying pan One sausage turns to the other and says, ""gettin' hot in here."" The other sausage turns and says, ""holy shit a talking sausage!"""

"What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? A knife has a point..."

"Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6. Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: ....."

"You guys know that dude Jesus? Yeah, I heard he was a real thorn in the Romans' side"

"I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule. Seems he half-assed it..."

"I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian."

"(NSFW) I was eating pussy when... I tasted horse semen. It was only then that I realized how my sister had died."

"I was going to make a dubstep joke But I'll just drop it."

"Hey baby, is your name Polio? Because I am stiff below the waist"

"Saw a sign on the highway that said ""Kill or Injure a Road Worker: $7,500"" but it doesn't tell me where to pick up the money..."