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Joke of the Day
"If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress"
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"A person wearing a 'Snitches Get Stitches Shirt' I walked up to him and asked him where he got it. He said, ""At the local mall"" I beat his ass up."
"No, sweetie. You can't see the moon with vernaculars."
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Actually, never mind. I'll finish, you'll be thoroughly disappointed, and then I'll start crying."
"What did the car-painter say to the carpenter? ""You sound just like me!"""
"The welsh are making a remake of a popular Nicolas Cage film. Goat rider."
"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"
"I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying ""get a load of this guy"" every time someone walked in"
"I once heard that ""Time flies like an arrow."" But all I knew was that fruit flies like a banana."
"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""