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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Actually, never mind. I'll finish, you'll be thoroughly disappointed, and then I'll start crying."

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."

"A Jewish father and son are in their living room The son approaches his dad and asks ""Dad can I borrow $20?"" The Dad replies: ""Ten dollars? Son, why do you need five dollars?"""

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"

"haha lol ownded dad!!!! u may thimk its nice that u get a fathers day once a year, but ther is a son day evrey week"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !"

"Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Nobody likes a soggy cracker!"

"Is this subreddit a vacuum? Because it sure does suck."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"

"My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband."