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Joke of the Day
"Don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day. I repeat, don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day."
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"I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up"
"If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter."
"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"
"Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job."
"Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big."
"""Talk to the hand!"" - deaf people"
"Drive down the middle of my street and make me squeeze by you, so I know who to murder first when the apocalypse hits."
"Dear Crush, If your ""shower brb"" was intended to make me imagine you naked.. Mission accomplished!"""
"MISSED CONNECTION: You were ""a woman"" & I am ""lonely."""