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Joke of the Day

"So the other day I was pressing my clothes But it turned out I had just made even more creases. I was so upset. I guess I couldn't handle the irony."

"What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons? The temperature of their caffeine"

"Why do Leprechauns laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"Do you know what band really bugs me? The Aphid Brothers"

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft? A flat minor"

"I have created a new Word! plagiarism"

"Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round."

"Aren't some of the methods used to kill people on death row... ...absolutely shocking"

"What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard? Bigfoot is occasionally sighted"

"I melted down all my various rewards cards into a universal ""Rewards Dagger"" that gets me a discount everywhere."