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Joke of the Day

"My dad always said, ""I before E expect after C"". Society taught me otherwise."

"I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."

"Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that."

"Insert your best puns/set ups here. Other Redditors add on and keep it going."

"LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard. Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season."

"Harambe walks into a bar. Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says? Hi dad!"

"Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn't. It's a social experiment."

"At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him: - Where's England, Jon? He proudly answers: - Page 83."

"Modern Feminism Saw this subreddit so I thought I'd pitch in my two cents."