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Joke of the Day

"The fact acceptance movement and the French Revolution are very similar. People losing their heads over eating cake."

"There aren't atheists in a falling plane ..."

"make it happen."""

"My black friend asked me... My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said wtf man it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want"

"""My Cocaine"" How Michael Caine says his name..."

"My husband just told me to relax, like he doesn't remember we're camping in the desert and I brought a shovel."

"A feminist and a reddit admin walk into a bar... Just kidding, they couldn't fit through the door."

"My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy to make everyone else doubt their sanity."

"Politician (noun): Someone who will lay down your life for his country."

"We could hit every terrorist on the Most Wanted List tomorrow, if we turned it over to Google's ad department."