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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!"
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"How do you fit 500 jews in a smart car? Put them in the ash tray"
"2016 has been the year for unforeseen outcomes Something tells me 20/20 will be the year of hindsight."
"I don't even have a theory where Malaysia is."
"""You clean up nicely"", is just a polite way of saying, ""You usually look like shit."""
"What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall? Art."
"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."
"A dyslectic man entered a Bra."
"One man's trash is another man's treasure. Haha you are adopted. Credit to this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3715bp/one_mans_trash_is_another_mans_treasure_would_be/"
"Why is it called extra virgin olive oil? Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees."