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Joke of the Day

"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."

"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."

"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."

"Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage."

"People often say things in the heat of anger that in hindsight they regret not accompanying with a punch in the face."

"The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed."

"My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal ""I remember a time when Harass was two words."

"I'm jealous of how many friends the people on Intervention have."

"What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black"

"My dad keeps throwing erasers at me... My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, ""Why dad!"" he replied ""the first rubber I used didn't get rid of my mistake, maybe this one will"""