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Joke of the Day

"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."

"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."

"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!"

"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"

"My friends hosting a charity night for people who can't reach orgasms I told him i'll let him know if i can't come."

"If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway."

"A woman asked her husband ""what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?"" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered, ""I love your humor."""

"Who is Vietnam's greatest superhero? Vietman."

"""Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..."" *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* ""and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"""

"Every motorcycle cop is a liquid terminator until proven otherwise."