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Joke of the Day

"Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best."

"Sex so good, you get out of bed to see which neighbor is having it."

"I saw a UFO yesterday. So I quickly grabbed the worst camera I own to film it with."

"What did Little Red Riding Hoods boyfriend say when he was asked about their sex life? It's all good in the Hood!"

"Deez Nutz GOTEM!"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids"

"I wanted to tell you this great Ebola joke. You probably won't get it."

"What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey"

"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"