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Joke of the Day
"i bet Slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website"
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"Why do psychics ask questions?"
"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After ten years your job still sucks"
"Hillary's doctor tells her she has the heart of a 20 year old And now he wants her to give it back to whoever she carved it out of their chest."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs."
"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."
"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."
"I went through Walmart's self-checkout the other day And damn, the cashier was sexy."
"If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I'd probably pick living."