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Joke of the Day

"I do all the wrong things the right way."

"""should i go into the arts?"" ""can you imagine yourself doing anything else?"" ""no"" ""then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"""

"Shot my dog 's'mornin' Farmer: ""Shot my dog 's'mornin' Friend: ""Were he mad?"" Farmer: ""Twernt too pleased."""

"Was Hitler's favorite number 8? NEIN NEIN NEIN!"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Easy, you just look for the fresh prints."

"I hate it when I try to impress a date by taking her to a nice restaurant and she orders something that isn't on my coupon."

"Why does America not have knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."

"Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? He got pissed off."

"It's been said that bird droppings on the shoulder is good luck... That's crap."

"I'm so baked, That I'm two apples and three tablespoons of sugar away from a fruit pie."