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Joke of the Day
"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."
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"I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... ""Come here Stay! Come here Stay!"" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd."
"A special joke for Mothers Day What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke."
"Let's be honest: When life gives you lemons, most of you just cry to the internet about it."
"Oh look a Spider...... Oh look Listerine.... Oh look spider wiggling for life.... Minty fresh dead spider"
"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."
"OP worked at a pizza restaurant OP delivered ^^^^^^pizza"
"Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's? It was his First Order!"
"How are martinis like breasts? They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many."
"Rick Astley told me that you could borrow any of his Disney movies, except Up He's never gonna give you Up..."