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Joke of the Day
"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."
Next Joke
"Stop screaming! I thought you'd appreciate having someone to pass you a towel when you got out of the shower"
"A lollipop is like a normal lipop but it laughs a lot. Sorry."
"I don't understand why, with all the modern technology we have, objects in the mirror can't be the exact size as they appear"
"An old joke I learnt [Clean] A peanut was stuck on the tracks His heart was all a flutter A train came down the track *Choo Choo!* Peanut butter."
"Why did the hummer cross the river? For the insurance money."
"Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words."
"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He'd eat them raw!"
"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"
"What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock."