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Joke of the Day
"I spent the last hour repeatedly pressing F5 It's pretty refreshing."
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"I'm starting a new abortion clinic and naming it... Scrambled Eggs."
"Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out? Because Ken always came in another box."
"Inspecting mirrors is a job I can see myself doing it."
"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"
"What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."
"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."
"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"
"Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !"