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Joke of the Day
"How best to save the iPhone from FBI? Crack it before they hack it."
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"Come this Tuesday I will no longer be a 40 year old virgin. I will be a 41 year old virgin..."
"What do you call a mexican who last his car? Juaquin."
"What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."
"""Am I the first man you have ever loved?"" he said. ""Of course,"" she answered ""Why do men always ask the same question?""."
"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."
"I asked my wife if she wanted me to do anything from Fifty Shades of Gray. She said yes - be handsome and make a billion dollars."
"What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !"
"What will people say when Prince Charles dies? Long live the Queen."
"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."