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Joke of the Day

"What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo."

"is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks"

"Are the Polish for or against abductions? Maybe I should take a poll"

"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"

"I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder... He is always a Thor loser."

"*walks up to attractive person* I noticed u were eating. U wont believe this but I ALSO enjoy eating. We should get food or married sometime"

"The problem is I'm really tired... But I hear there's a nap for that."

"A comedian dressed up as Santa tells a joke to a man The man laughs so hard he can't stop and is about do die. Just before he dies, though, he looks at the comedian and says, ""You sleigh me."""

"I can't understand my parents. I am 35 years old and they're still living with me."