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Joke of the Day
"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."
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"Knock knock..I eat mop Thats nasty."
"What is a drug addicts favorite snack? Crack-ers"
"As a younger man, I used to think women were only good for one thing... As I've gotten older I've realized......I'm better at doing that myself too."
"""Hello darkness my old friend..."" Darkness: ""I have a boyfriend..."""
"What can't you call a black priest Father..."
"Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?"
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof"
"I saw a black man running from a shop with a turntable, amplifier and speakers under his arm being chased by a security guard. Talk about stereotypes."
"Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach? Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching."