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Joke of the Day

"I'm fed up of all this racism. I think we should all come together & unite as one...blacks, whites, Asians...and gang up on the Arabs."

"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"

"I wouldn't say I do a lot of psychedelics... But my couch has seatbelts."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"I lost my dishwasher, washingmashine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacumcleaner today. Her funeral will be this saturday."

"Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button."

"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"

"Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11 Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget... :("

"What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands? [Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)"

"perfect vision Whenever someone asks me what I plan on doing in five years I always get frustrated. Like c'mon guys I don't have 2020 vision."