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Joke of the Day

"The doctor says to the patient ""I have horrible news."" ""I'm afraid you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease."" The patient sighs and says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer."""

"Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait."

"Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye? It's his private eye."

"A black guy a spanish guy and an arab walk in to a bar.. The bartender says GET THE FUCK OUT"

"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"

"Your mother Fucks for bricks to build your sister a whore house."

"A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased ""weapons of math instruction"""

"Angry kids are like toys. Wind them up and watch them go."

"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."

"Just watched a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give it a 3.14"